Real Conversations with A Girl: Big Boob Problems

In case there was ever any doubt as to exactly what I am like in real life, I will share with you a real conversation I had with a friend via text message.  I may joke that A Girl is my blogging persona, but I’m only half joking…

** This is part of a series I started a while ago that are all real, transcribed conversations I’ve had with friends.  They all give their permission for me to share them.

Real Conversations With A Girl // aboyagirlandthemarinecorps.com

Me: BTW- my boobs are so big they choke me in my sleep.  No joke LOL

Her: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  That’s awesome

Me: They were DD’s at one point but I think they are down to D’s now.

Her: I’d tit slap you. I do that

Me: I bump into stuff. I used to have very small boobs so I’m not used to them being in the way LOL big boob problems

Her: HAHA you forgot the hashtag #bigboobproblems